Category Archives: Random Writing

An Age Defining Moment

Posted on March 15, 2017 by emmakwall

I was once again reminded of my age (31) whilst on holiday, celebrating my brother’s eighteenth birthday. His eighteenth birthday the little bastard. Excuse the weird pic. I wanted to do an aged ‘comedy’ photo and this Einstein filter was … Continue reading →

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Aphex Twin – Come to Daddy (A Very Scary Music Video)

Posted on October 22, 2016 by emmakwall

The world’s scariest music video? The scariest music video EVER surely has to be this one – COME TO DADDY by Aphex Twin – with the video directed by Chris Cunningham (who actually has quite an interesting job history with both music and film). Watch … Continue reading →

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Walkers ‘Sandwich’ Crisps: I test the new flavours!

Posted on September 19, 2016 by emmakwall

Review of the new Walkers sandwich crisps Walkers crisps have brought out some wacky new sandwich flavours and I was delighted to be nominated (by myself) to taste all six of them – all in the name of science of … Continue reading →

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September means Spider Season

Posted on September 1, 2016 by emmakwall

It’s spider season in the UK! So today is the 1st September. Symbolising the end of summer, kids going back to school and sadly, a home invasion of eight legged enemies. Like every sane person in the world I have an irrational … Continue reading →

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Carry On is Carrying On

Posted on May 27, 2016 by emmakwall

It took me all day to come up with that title. Anyway it was reported this month that the British comedy franchise Carry On, is being ‘rebooted’ with two new films planned. Do you remember in Little Britain when David Walliams played … Continue reading →

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Top 10 Things You Shouldn’t Do When Trying to Sleep

Posted on May 24, 2016 by emmakwall

Fed up with unsubstantial advice on the internet? Look no further for true enlightenment. Top 10 Things You Shouldn’t Do When Trying to Sleep Don’t drink a whole pot of coffee. Just drink two (large) cups and use plenty of granulated sugar to … Continue reading →

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Why I dislike The Oscars

Posted on February 26, 2016 by emmakwall

The 88th Academy Awards is taking place this weekend. And I thought it would be fun to tell you why I’m not into it. Though I must add – I genuinely enjoy all of your Academy Awards posts and Oscar love 1. … Continue reading →

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Last Year I was 30

Posted on January 1, 2016 by emmakwall

This is a slightly narcissistic post all about me and my birthday (in December). In fairness it was my 30th and I’m celebrating mainly by not having a mental breakdown at BEING A GROWN UP. And as everything around me has pretty much … Continue reading →

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Horror Film Survival Crate

Posted on October 23, 2015 by emmakwall

Do any of you dudes out there enjoy indulging your manly urges? Nothing kinky before you raise an eyebrow, just stuff like ripping the meat off a turkey leg with your teeth (sorry veggies) or building a tree house for … Continue reading →

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Netflix: What’s Hot for Halloween?

Posted on October 16, 2015 by emmakwall

Netflix: What’s Hot for Halloween? I’ve been through the Netflix horror section and Halloween ‘specials’ to dig out what I think are the best scary movies available on there. Okay maybe “best” is the wrong word. Horror movies are a … Continue reading →

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