Tag Archives: funny

New Year Wisdom

Happy New Year! Been a bit slack with the old blog for the last umm, few months or something? I hope everyone is doing well. My start to the new year is mainly scary. Scary standing on the scales. Scary … Continue reading

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The Corridor (2010)

The Corridor (2010) low budget indie horror review with some spoilers Well it wasn’t that great (testimonies at the top of the DVD cover) but I have seen worse. Which isn’t the worst thing you can say about a film. … Continue reading

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A slap in the face at The Oscars!

Haven’t been interested in the Oscars for years (or ever actually) but I woke up today to the amusing news that Will Smith had SLAPPED Chris Rock on stage last night, then partied on down with his Best Actor Academy … Continue reading

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A Star is Born (2020) – more of a rant than a review

A Star is Born (2020) WARNING……THIS IS MASSIVELY SPOILER HEAVER As if that embarrassing picture wasn’t enough to put me off ever watching this movie, throw in an intense (and maybe irrational but probably not) dislike of Bradley Cooper AND … Continue reading

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The Insane Genius of Furious 7 (2015)

This is just a quickie. Most definitely not a review. I’m seven years late to the party but this post will be spoiler heavy so if you haven’t seen it yet….maybe stop reading. OH MY GOD how brilliant is Furious … Continue reading

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A short film from the masterful MiB – Cold Call

As my friend Lee Relph knows, I am a secret – or not so secret – arthropod. And specifically this means that I am a snail. A slow, slimy snail (with long googly eyes). Look it’s the slow thing I’m … Continue reading

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Top 10 Horror Film Animals

I hope everyone had a spooky and fun Halloween weekend. I celebrated by watching a scary film, eating cheese and drinking wine – pretty standard weekend to be fair but I enjoyed it. To add to the festivities I thought … Continue reading

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People Just Do Nothing: Big in Japan (2021)

WHO’S READDDYYYYYYYYY! People Just Do Nothing: Big in Japan (2021) – spoiler free review I was quite late getting into People Just Do Nothing. Didn’t see a single episode until Series 3 when I happened to catch some on TV … Continue reading

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A day off work for your birthday

You know how a lot of people like to book their birthday off work? Well here’s my advice which I truly believe to be golden – DON’T book your birthday off work, instead book off the day AFTER your birthday. … Continue reading

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Two big spider pictures

Like all normal, sane and sensible people I’m not keen on big spiders. I mean I’m not too silly and girly about them as a rule, if they are small they’re quite OK. And if they’re outside they’re OK. If … Continue reading

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