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Films, books, soundtracks, good humour

Jaws: The Revenge (1987) – The Marvellous Michael Caine Blogathon

Originally posted on emmakwall (explains it all):
Jaws: The Revenge (1987) – Review (alternative tagline – “Satan himself could not get me to do a Jaws part 4” – Roy Schneider (alternative ALTERNATIVE tagline – “I have never seen it…

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Which Human Centipede film should you watch for Halloween?

We all ask ourselves the big questions in life from time to time. Should I eat that last Rolo chocolate mousse. Is David Tennant a bit too smug these days. And how many days (weeks)  is it until payday? Really? … Continue reading

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Vampires (1998)

John Carpenter’s ‘Vampires’ (1998) – Film Review Is it Vampires or is it John Carpenter’s Vampires? I think actually it’s just Vampires but I can’t help but but introduce this film as ‘John Carpenter’s…’. It sounds right. Anyway I got … Continue reading

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Lost Smile (2019) – A Short Film

Lost Smile (2018) Another short film from Lee Relph. I made a big exception watching this short film – I never usually watch anything sad! However, I’m a big fan of blogger and amateur film maker Lee Relph so I … Continue reading

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The Jeff Goldblum Blogathon 2019 – Review List

Thank you to everyone who contributed to our ‘LET’S BREAK THE INTERNET MORE THAN KIM KARDASHIAN’S ARSE DID’ – The Jeff Goldblum Blogathon 2019! The festivities kicked off yesterday and there are links below to all the brilliant reviews and posts … Continue reading

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The Jeff Goldblum Blogathon 2019 – Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) – Film Review Given that I just had to look up the title of this film to make sure I’d DEFINITELY got it right has made me think, in hindsight – am I definitely the … Continue reading

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The Fly II (1989)

“A new generation of terror…” The Fly II (1989) – Film Review I had wanted to watch this film for sooooo long. As some of my regular readers (I know there’s at least two of you, don’t be shy) will know, … Continue reading

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