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Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)

Posted on March 26, 2020

Terminator: Dark Fate (2019) – Film Review Okay I apologise. This isn’t so much as a review as a rant. Damn I’m like Christian Bale on the set of Salvation or some shit. But to be honest I felt I … Continue reading →

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Paperhouse (1988)

Posted on February 29, 2020

Paperhouse (1988) – Film Review If you want to see a couple of pre-teen kids snogging full-on with tongues then this could be the film for you. Only joking (obviously) but it is a pretty gross scene. Awwww! (I said). … Continue reading →

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Top 10 Christmas Movie Villains

Posted on January 5, 2020

Happy new year! Okay I did anticipate this post would be out in December but I got waylaid eating copious amounts of cheese whilst watching On the Buses. Honestly the truth and why would I lie? Really? Anyway whilst the … Continue reading →

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The Football Factory (2004)

Posted on December 30, 2019

Originally posted on emmakwall (explains it all):
The Football Factory – review This was originally posted on MovieRob as part of Genre Grandeur in September 2016. Thanks to Rob and Prime Six for coming up with another great idea for Genre Grandeur.…

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Jaws: The Revenge (1987) – The Marvellous Michael Caine Blogathon

Posted on November 26, 2019

Originally posted on emmakwall (explains it all):
Jaws: The Revenge (1987) – Review (alternative tagline – “Satan himself could not get me to do a Jaws part 4” – Roy Schneider (alternative ALTERNATIVE tagline – “I have never seen it…

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Which Human Centipede film should you watch for Halloween?

Posted on October 31, 2019

We all ask ourselves the big questions in life from time to time. Should I eat that last Rolo chocolate mousse. Is David Tennant a bit too smug these days. And how many days (weeks)  is it until payday? Really? … Continue reading →

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Vampires (1998)

Posted on October 25, 2019

John Carpenter’s ‘Vampires’ (1998) – Film Review Is it Vampires or is it John Carpenter’s Vampires? I think actually it’s just Vampires but I can’t help but but introduce this film as ‘John Carpenter’s…’. It sounds right. Anyway I got … Continue reading →

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