The Pen and the Clam Discuss!
The Human Centipede 3
*THE FOLLOWING IS AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION THAT HAPPENED ELECTRONICALLY BETWEEN TWO LIVING PEOPLE. SPOILERS MAY FOLLOW*
PEN: OH JESUS CHRIST, Clam!!! What the fuck did we watch??
What a load of fucking bollocks :CLAM
PEN: HAHAHAHA!!! BOLLOCKS is right!! Speaking of bollocks – WHAT THE FUCK WAS WITH HIM CUTTING OFF THE GUY’S BALLS AND THEN EATING THEM???!?!?!?!??!
If the whole film had been made up of moments like that I wouldn’t have minded! It was gross but…..horror movie gross, you know? :CLAM
PEN: Maybe it’s a guy thing but I thought that was just fucking wretched… I also detested the kidney sex thing… HUMP HUMP HUMP – to quote an old friend of mine “flexing male buttocks activate!”
Yeah but at least that’s what we queued up for! Look I’m a girl and I’m highly de-sensitised!! Totally agree the kidney thing was horrible. DID make me wince. I was gutted it was a…
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