Top 10 Christmas Movie Villains


Happy new year! Okay I did anticipate this post would be out in December but I got waylaid eating copious amounts of cheese whilst watching On the Buses. Honestly the truth and why would I lie? Really?

Anyway whilst the tree is still up (which it is, just) and there’s five jars of part-eaten chutneys in the fridge, it’s still Christmas. I’m literally drinking a mulled wine right now.

Top 10 Christmas Movie Villains

10. The Grinch

Image result for the grinch gif

A little obvious perhaps but he literally stole Christmas.

9. The old boss in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation who doesn’t want to pay Chevy Chase his bonus 

aaa

What’s scarier than being tied up and gagged by Randy Quaid? NOTHING.

8. The shark in Jaws: The Revenge

Image result for jaws the revenge gif

It has Christmas trees. It’s a Christmas movie.

7. Gremlins

aaaaa

“No matter how much he cries, or how much he begs – never feed him after midnight!”

6. Mr Poppy in Nativity

Image result for mr poppy nativity

I know that technically the real villain in Nativity is the leader of the rival school but Mr Poppy is so deranged and mental and totally irresponsible and SO LOUD that I had to include him.

5. Bill Murray in Scrooged

aaaaaaaaa

Bill Murray doing what he does best – being an arrogant, rude bastard.

4. The Evil Bitch in Love Actually

Image result for love actually girl black bob

More like a punch in the mouth love. Leave him alone you evil bitch!

3. Gary Busey in Lethal Weapon as ‘Mr Joshua’

Mr._Joshua.JPG

“GODDAMN CHRISTMAS!”

2. Hans Gruber

Related image

Well, it had to be so didn’t it.

1. Harry and Marv – The Wet Bandits

Image result for harry and marv home alone gif

Undoubtedly the best Christmas villains ever!!!!!! Though not the ‘best villains’ ever, I mean they let themselves get taken by ONE eight year old kid.

And his brother’s pet tarantula.

Image result for home alone spider gif

 

About emmakwall

Films, books, soundtracks, good humour
This entry was posted in Top 10s and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink.

24 Responses to Top 10 Christmas Movie Villains

  1. Jay says:

    Happy New Year Emma! Love the Gremlins!

  2. alexraphael says:

    Nice idea for a list, though I’d have to swap 1 and 2 for sure. Hope you had an awesome Christmas and a great 2020 ahead.

  3. Urspo says:

    I hear the voice of my Sunday school teacher telling me the worst Christmas villain is King Herod 😝

  4. stephen1001 says:

    Nice idea for a list – no arguments here about your #2 & #1. Ho Ho Ho / Yeah, Kids are afraid of the Dark!

  5. johnrieber says:

    I love this list – especially the Assistant in “Love Actually” – as you can tell at the end of the film, she still has her hooks in him it seems, and that’s a big mistake on his part! I would add the evil Mr. Potter from “It’s A Wonderful Life” – although I admit that Pottersville looks like a party town!

  6. The evil slut and the Hans Gruber are just pure evil and Ironically in the same movie together.

  7. Laureen says:

    A Happy New Year to you too, Emma:)

  8. beetleypete says:

    I would go with ‘Bad Santa’, but I suppose he isn’t villainous enough!
    Got any Brie left? Only I still have to shift a lump as big as a pot lid. I could post it… 🙂
    As ever, Pete. XXX

Any thoughts?

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s