Happy new year! Okay I did anticipate this post would be out in December but I got waylaid eating copious amounts of cheese whilst watching On the Buses. Honestly the truth and why would I lie? Really?

Anyway whilst the tree is still up (which it is, just) and there’s five jars of part-eaten chutneys in the fridge, it’s still Christmas. I’m literally drinking a mulled wine right now.

Top 10 Christmas Movie Villains

10. The Grinch

A little obvious perhaps but he literally stole Christmas.

9. The old boss in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation who doesn’t want to pay Chevy Chase his bonus 

What’s scarier than being tied up and gagged by Randy Quaid? NOTHING.

8. The shark in Jaws: The Revenge

It has Christmas trees. It’s a Christmas movie.

7. Gremlins

“No matter how much he cries, or how much he begs – never feed him after midnight!”