Happy new year! Okay I did anticipate this post would be out in December but I got waylaid eating copious amounts of cheese whilst watching On the Buses. Honestly the truth and why would I lie? Really?
Anyway whilst the tree is still up (which it is, just) and there’s five jars of part-eaten chutneys in the fridge, it’s still Christmas. I’m literally drinking a mulled wine right now.
Top 10 Christmas Movie Villains
10. The Grinch
A little obvious perhaps but he literally stole Christmas.
9. The old boss in National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation who doesn’t want to pay Chevy Chase his bonus
What’s scarier than being tied up and gagged by Randy Quaid? NOTHING.
8. The shark in Jaws: The Revenge
It has Christmas trees. It’s a Christmas movie.
7. Gremlins
“No matter how much he cries, or how much he begs – never feed him after midnight!”
6. Mr Poppy in Nativity
I know that technically the real villain in Nativity is the leader of the rival school but Mr Poppy is so deranged and mental and totally irresponsible and SO LOUD that I had to include him.
5. Bill Murray in Scrooged
Bill Murray doing what he does best – being an arrogant, rude bastard.
4. The Evil Bitch in Love Actually
More like a punch in the mouth love. Leave him alone you evil bitch!
3. Gary Busey in Lethal Weapon as ‘Mr Joshua’
“GODDAMN CHRISTMAS!”
2. Hans Gruber
Well, it had to be so didn’t it.
1. Harry and Marv – The Wet Bandits
Undoubtedly the best Christmas villains ever!!!!!! Though not the ‘best villains’ ever, I mean they let themselves get taken by ONE eight year old kid.
And his brother’s pet tarantula.
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Another recycled post! Happy New Year to all 🎉🎉🎉
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Happy New Year Em!
As ever, Pete. XXX
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And the same to you! 😘 XXX
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Happy New Year Emma! Love the Gremlins!
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Happy new year to you too!!! Glad you like the Gremlins ha ha!
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Nice idea for a list, though I’d have to swap 1 and 2 for sure. Hope you had an awesome Christmas and a great 2020 ahead.
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Thanks Alex!!! Hope you had a lovely festive season also, how are you?
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I know! It’s been too long. I’m good. What are you watching at the moment?
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Working my way through the Dirty Harry movies! Got two more to go, what about you?!
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A great way to spend your time. Reading a lot and writing loads too. Need to catch up on some movies for sure now. Some great ones out.
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I hear the voice of my Sunday school teacher telling me the worst Christmas villain is King Herod 😝
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The voice of doom! DOOM!!!! Mind you might have a point ha ha.
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Nice idea for a list – no arguments here about your #2 & #1. Ho Ho Ho / Yeah, Kids are afraid of the Dark!
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“…….it’s Santy Clause…….and his elf!” 😀
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I love this list – especially the Assistant in “Love Actually” – as you can tell at the end of the film, she still has her hooks in him it seems, and that’s a big mistake on his part! I would add the evil Mr. Potter from “It’s A Wonderful Life” – although I admit that Pottersville looks like a party town!
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Good idea re Mr Potter!!!! I should have included him 🙂 hope you’re well John?
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Great to hear from you, hope your 2020 is off to a great start!
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Awww thanks John and sincerely hope yours is too!!!!
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The evil slut and the Hans Gruber are just pure evil and Ironically in the same movie together.
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So true!!!
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A Happy New Year to you too, Emma:)
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Thanks Laureen 😀
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I would go with ‘Bad Santa’, but I suppose he isn’t villainous enough!
Got any Brie left? Only I still have to shift a lump as big as a pot lid. I could post it… 🙂
As ever, Pete. XXX
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Did you manage to eat the Brie?! Important questions first ha ha 🙂 xxx
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We had some more on Sunday, in a bacon and brie sandwich. Still a fair slice left though! XXX
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Bacon and brie sandwich is the BEST! I’ve got leftover cranberry sauce – we could have all teamed up with that one! 🙂 xxx
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We had run out of cranberry! XXX
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