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Films, books, soundtracks, good humour

Paperhouse (1988)

Paperhouse (1988) – Film Review If you want to see a couple of pre-teen kids snogging full-on with tongues then this could be the film for you. Only joking (obviously) but it is a pretty gross scene. Awwww! (I said). … Continue reading

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Top 10 Christmas Movie Villains

Happy new year! Okay I did anticipate this post would be out in December but I got waylaid eating copious amounts of cheese whilst watching On the Buses. Honestly the truth and why would I lie? Really? Anyway whilst the … Continue reading

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The Football Factory (2004)

Originally posted on emmakwall (explains it all):
The Football Factory – review This was originally posted on MovieRob as part of Genre Grandeur in September 2016. Thanks to Rob and Prime Six for coming up with another great idea for Genre Grandeur.…

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Jaws: The Revenge (1987) – The Marvellous Michael Caine Blogathon

Originally posted on emmakwall (explains it all):
Jaws: The Revenge (1987) – Review (alternative tagline – “Satan himself could not get me to do a Jaws part 4” – Roy Schneider (alternative ALTERNATIVE tagline – “I have never seen it…

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Which Human Centipede film should you watch for Halloween?

We all ask ourselves the big questions in life from time to time. Should I eat that last Rolo chocolate mousse. Is David Tennant a bit too smug these days. And how many days (weeks)  is it until payday? Really? … Continue reading

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Vampires (1998)

John Carpenter’s ‘Vampires’ (1998) – Film Review Is it Vampires or is it John Carpenter’s Vampires? I think actually it’s just Vampires but I can’t help but but introduce this film as ‘John Carpenter’s…’. It sounds right. Anyway I got … Continue reading

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Lost Smile (2019) – A Short Film

Lost Smile (2018) Another short film from Lee Relph. I made a big exception watching this short film – I never usually watch anything sad! However, I’m a big fan of blogger and amateur film maker Lee Relph so I … Continue reading

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The Jeff Goldblum Blogathon 2019 – Review List

Thank you to everyone who contributed to our ‘LET’S BREAK THE INTERNET MORE THAN KIM KARDASHIAN’S ARSE DID’ – The Jeff Goldblum Blogathon 2019! The festivities kicked off yesterday and there are links below to all the brilliant reviews and posts … Continue reading

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The Jeff Goldblum Blogathon 2019 – Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018)

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) – Film Review Given that I just had to look up the title of this film to make sure I’d DEFINITELY got it right has made me think, in hindsight – am I definitely the … Continue reading

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The Fly II (1989)

“A new generation of terror…” The Fly II (1989) – Film Review I had wanted to watch this film for sooooo long. As some of my regular readers (I know there’s at least two of you, don’t be shy) will know, … Continue reading

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