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Films, books, soundtracks, good humour

Things I’ve Been Doing in Lockdown

So since being on lockdown and furlough I’ve had a lot more time on my hands. Now don’t get me wrong this definitely isn’t going to be some smug post about ‘finding a routine’, baking artisan bread and learning yoga. … Continue reading

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A ‘Lockdown’ Pub Quiz

During these strange times I have been participating in a weekly Pub Quiz with my family on Zoom. We actually have one planned for tonight (after BoJo’s speech). My boyfriend and I are called The Wet Bandits. It’s all about … Continue reading

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My ‘Friday the 13th’ Easter Egg

A while ago at work, one of my workmate’s suggested we all have an Easter ‘egg decorating competition’ to raise money for charity and have a little fun. Because it was months in the future and no-one had to think … Continue reading

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Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)

Terminator: Dark Fate (2019) – Film Review Okay I apologise. This isn’t so much as a review as a rant. Damn I’m like Christian Bale on the set of Salvation or some shit. But to be honest I felt I … Continue reading

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Paperhouse (1988)

Paperhouse (1988) – Film Review If you want to see a couple of pre-teen kids snogging full-on with tongues then this could be the film for you. Only joking (obviously) but it is a pretty gross scene. Awwww! (I said). … Continue reading

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Top 10 Christmas Movie Villains

Happy new year! Okay I did anticipate this post would be out in December but I got waylaid eating copious amounts of cheese whilst watching On the Buses. Honestly the truth and why would I lie? Really? Anyway whilst the … Continue reading

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The Football Factory (2004)

Originally posted on emmakwall (explains it all):
The Football Factory – review This was originally posted on MovieRob as part of Genre Grandeur in September 2016. Thanks to Rob and Prime Six for coming up with another great idea for Genre Grandeur.…

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Jaws: The Revenge (1987) – The Marvellous Michael Caine Blogathon

Originally posted on emmakwall (explains it all):
Jaws: The Revenge (1987) – Review (alternative tagline – “Satan himself could not get me to do a Jaws part 4” – Roy Schneider (alternative ALTERNATIVE tagline – “I have never seen it…

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Which Human Centipede film should you watch for Halloween?

We all ask ourselves the big questions in life from time to time. Should I eat that last Rolo chocolate mousse. Is David Tennant a bit too smug these days. And how many days (weeks)  is it until payday? Really? … Continue reading

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Vampires (1998)

John Carpenter’s ‘Vampires’ (1998) – Film Review Is it Vampires or is it John Carpenter’s Vampires? I think actually it’s just Vampires but I can’t help but but introduce this film as ‘John Carpenter’s…’. It sounds right. Anyway I got … Continue reading

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