I went mad in April. Absolutely a root-toot-tooting mad and watched thirteen movies. Thirteen movies in thirty days – something I had not done for a very long time, certainly not since I’ve been keeping track of my viewing (January 2016) and a while before then too I’d wager. Here’s April’s Mad List of Films –
Dinner for One (1963)
Jackass 3D (2010)
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001)
Black Swan (2010)
Dead Man’s Shoes (2004)
The Seasoning House (2012)
Mars Attacks! (1996)
The Football Factory (2004)
Now You See Me (2013)
Three first time watches and ten re-watches (I’m a creature of habit). Okay, let’s see if I can whizz through these as quickly as possible. Two of my favourite films – The Football Factory and Dead Man’s Shoes I’ve already reviewed (here and here) so you can go read those if you’re interested. Done.
Same with Mars Attacks! which I recently reviewed as part of Gill’s Jack Nicholson blogathon, read it here. Cage is literally not worth mentioning like NOT EVEN WORTH MENTIONING because it’s a shit nothingness horror film I watched out of boredom on Prime. And instead of turning it off I did housework instead and rolled my eyes and stuff.
The Seasoning House is another one I’ve watched and reviewed (here). It’s a pretty brutal thriller and upon my second watch I couldn’t quite last to the end. Not sure how much I like it really. Now You See Me has featured in a past Films I Watched In, a fun enough movie with a good cast but too far fetched for me. Jesse Eisenberg is also so smug (which I think I’ve mentioned before). I saw him on the Graham Norton show once and thought, right I’m gonna see if the smug little twat is as smug in real life. And you know what? He wasn’t, he was really nice.
One cool thing I did watch (on Prime) in April was a documentary film that explores the weird world of fetish tickling (don’t worry it’s just a wiki page), which mainly involves hunky young men being tied down and tickled by other hunky young men – who all say it’s all very heterosexual. There’s a huge element of secrecy and weirdness in the exploration of Tickled and after a while things get stranger because the guy making the documentary starts getting threats from the tickling community and a darker truth is implied. Worth a watch and if you want to know a fun fact I didn’t read the description properly before watching and actually thought it was a horror movie. About tickling. That’s the kind of thing I would be willing to watch.
Black Swan is one of my favourite horror films. I’ve seen it loads of times. It’s the typical kind of horror I enjoy – creepy and nightmarish. I like the set-up, the ballet school and the way it jumps straight in. I could watch it every month.
I’ll use Sightseers to cross from horror to comedy (and thus end this post with laughter in our hearts), the weird Ben Wheatley film about a couple on a caravan holiday who start murdering people. The premise is weird enough but this is Ben Wheatley remember. The actual plot, script and the way it’s executed make it even weirder. Not my favourite of all his movies but still so good and with the best soundtrack (of all his movies). And one of the best lines too – “he’s not a person, he’s a Daily Mail reader”. BOOONG.
Now onto two comedy films that are likely to divide opinion. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and Jackass 3D. Two movies I’m quite happy to say I like. Well Jackass 3D is just….Jackass. It’s a little glossier (and 3D folks!), some of the stunts are ‘bigger’ than within the series but if you like Jackass on TV chances are you’ll like the films. Jay and Silent Bob I’ve always liked (I once had the entire ‘fuck fuck motherfucking fuck’ rap as my facebook status), though I’m not a huge fan of Kevin Smith. This, Dogma and Clerks are pretty much it for me but I love the cameos, industry jokes and the eponymous duo themselves in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Plus it’d be a good answer on Pointless if the question were ‘films starring Will Ferrell’.
Clueless we all know and (surely) love. Lost count of the times I’ve seen this and the soundtrack is so 90s I love it. One freaky thing is I swear Paul Rudd looks no different.
Lastly but not leastly we have old comedy with Dinner for One (also known as The 90th Birthday). This is a short film with a duration of just 18 minutes. It centers around an old, rich lady’s birthday dinner. She is blind and doesn’t realise that her esteemed guests (Mr Pomeroy, Mr Winterbottom, Sir Toby and Admiral von Schneiderare) are not actually there. As each course passes (and you know how many these posh people have) it’s also accompanied by a different alcoholic drink and her butler (played by Freddie Frinton) humorously plays each guest and gets drunker and drunker as the alcohol flows. It’s a silly kind of comedy, but played well. Frinton plays the pissed butler perfectly and his impressions of the guests – as well as the physical acting – is great.
It’s so funny that even the Germans – not exactly known for their love of ridiculous humour (or in fact, any humour at all) – watch it every New Years Eve.
You are right, Paul Rudd doesn’t age.
He drinks from the fountain of youth!
I could do with some of that.
Me too lol
You look fabulous I’m sure.
You are a great blogging sister, of course you’re going to look amazing.
You were very busy Emma. Black Swan always gets my attention in how it sucks you into an unsteady world of feverish imagination and darkness. And Natalie Portman gives it her all with a mentally and physically demanding role.
It’s such a dark, creepy film. Love it! Agree re Portman’s performance 🙂
I wanna watch it again now.
Clueless has made me feel old…but how can I not reserve a special spot for it in my heart?
😊 I broke in my purple clogs!
Black Swan is devlish and moody, love it!
Devilish and moody, I like that. Sorry for not being around a lot, I took a bit of a break.
Breaks are essential to any writer and creator of art 🙂 Glad you’re back.
Thanks for that encouragement. I promise to be around your blog too.
Whenever you can make it always appreciate it but no pressure ever! 🙂
That’s okay brother don’t be silly we all need a break 🙂
Thanks sister. I did a saucy Q&A that I’d love you to comment on. https://bunsareallthatyourequire.wordpress.com/2017/06/16/sexy-qa/
You were busy Ems! I absolutely love Black Swan! It never fails to give me the heeby-jeebies!
It’s a real unforgettable ride into the descent for perfection.
#kindredspirits one of my most favourites!!! ❤
We have such good taste!😊
Well you are the sassy sisters.
A great collection of films – I find “Jackass” so easy to watch because of the raucous camaraderie between them – and “Dead Man’s Shoes” is a revenge classic!
Absolutely agree! Jackass is definitely that bit better because of the crew 🙂 and Dead Man’s Shoes absolute classic, best revenge thriller going 🙂 thanks John!
My wife loves revenge movies, so I am going to have her watch it –
Do it!! 🙂
Nice list! 🙂 Tickled and Sightseers are rather well-made. I didn’t have any expectations prior to watching them, but ended up recommending both to several friends.
I didn’t like Now You See Me too much either, but did like the cast. Off-screen, Jesse Eisenberg seems genuinely nice and likable. He’s also a brilliant writer! 🙂
He’s definitely not the smug arse he comes across haha 🙂 I didn’t realise he wrote, what kind of things?
Tickled and Sightseers both very cool and different films to recommend! 🙂
He has written a couple of plays like The Spoils and The Revisionist, as well as occasional stories for the New Yorker. He also has a book out called Bream Gives Me Hiccups, but I haven’t read this one yet! 😄
That’s cool! Thanks Jade 🙂
No problem, Emma! 🙂 Thanks for somehow reminding me about his book, I just picked it up at the library. Haha!
Sweet! Enjoy!! 🙂
What an amazing month! I think my record is 12, since I’ve been keeping track anyway.
It was the blogging world that brought Tickled to my attention, I’m not a documentary kind of gal but it sounded so bizarre I had to give it a try. Didn’t expect it to be so dark!
Thanks so much! I suppose I got lucky with Dinner for One – less duration than an episode of Family Guy but still counts as a film!!!
Wow I didn’t expect Tickled to be so dark either! I mean with that kind of content it would have been interesting anyway. There was never a real answer given though was there.
Freddie Frinton took me back. He was a staple of TV entertainment in my youth, and seemingly only ever played a piss-artist every time. Very much a one-trick pony.
‘Sightseers’ is just great, and gets better every time I watch it.
As ever, Pete. XXX
Glad we agree Pete 🙂 I can imagine Frinton got possibly a tad annoying at times haha xxx
He did much the same thing every time. Seen it once… (Bit like Norman Wisdom, but not as charming) XXX
I’m SOOO proud of you Ems!!! good for you
I haven’t seen most of these films and have no desire to, but dinner for one sounds amazing… Might try to find time for it soon 🙂
(only seen 4)
My fave here is Jay and Silent Bob and least fave is Black Swan (which I cant stand!!)
Thank you Rob! Your respect and admiration means a lot 🙂
Soooo glad you love Jay and Silent Bob too! *high five* 🙂