Originally posted here as part of MovieRob and Gill’s Genre Grandeur – films set in Scotland.
Another genre grandeur! They come around so quick. Thanks Rob and Gill from WeegieMidget Reviews for suggesting such a great movie genre – films that take place in Scotland.
The Wicker Man is set on the Hebrides, a bunch of islands off the coast of Scotland. A horror / mystery film which is often named as one of Britain’s best horrors. It stars Edward Woodward and Christopher Lee and is directed by Robin Hardy (not really notable for much else I’m afraid to say).
I personally think the film lies more heavily on the ‘mystery’ side than outright horror (even I-Hate-Horror-Movies-MovieRob might enjoy it). It’s best approached as one might approach a particularly good episode of Morse or Columbo. Close the curtains and get comfy up on the sofa like it’s Sunday afternoon even if it’s not and enjoy the intrigue, the dialogue, odd characters and puzzling, unsettling backdrop. Only really the last scene is truly horrific (and really horrific it truly is), though there is still tension and unease in the rest of the film.
The story follows Woodward as Sergeant Howie, a well meaning Christian police officer who flies to the Hebriden island Summerisle to investigate the disappearance of a young girl. Things feel weird as soon as he arrives. The locals are wonderfully eccentric (you can see how later films and even TV shows have taken influence) and the highly religious Howie is quite disturbed to discover the islanders practice paganism – under the influence of their leader, Lord Summerisle (Christopher Lee).
Finding the residents of Summerisle secretive and defensive, things get even weirder for poor old Howie as his investigation progresses. Piss taking locals, annoying singing, creepy masks, dead animals, kindly adults quite literally putting frogs in their kids mouths to cure a sore throat. Oh, and a lot of nudity. Quite a lot of hot nudity in fact – Britt Ekland plays the pub landlord’s daughter Willow and she dances around naked quite a bit. Howie is staying at her father’s pub (called The Green Man!) and enjoys a few odd ‘dreams’.
It’s a film for actual movie fans really I think. Or at least viewers willing to invest their time. Not in a pretentious way at all, I just can’t imagine a bunch of stoned teenagers enjoying it too much. Though the film does conclude with a terrifying scene, it’s not a ‘classic scary movie’ like The Exorcist or Alien. It’s very strange, creepy at times and has an uneasy feel, don’t get me wrong (and the ending seriously never ceases to amaze, I always expect some sort of….intervention, but the intervention never comes). You just have to make sure you get into it, best watched by yourself or with someone like minded. And if you want to watch something whilst you’re stoned, watch the 2006 remake where Nicolas Cage sprints up to someone in a bear costume and punches them in the face (or just watch that one scene on YouTube as the rest of the film sucks).
Now I know Rob likes a bit of film trivia, so let’s end this review with one of my favourite film facts, which is that Christopher Lee named The Wicker Man as his greatest film role and also appeared in the film for free.
“You did it beautifully!”